I'm sure I'm not the only idiot out there, so I'm leaving this review. I was almost ready to RMA this thing because I couldn't get the power to come on. After checking my device manager, however, I realized that the monitor WAS showing up. That's when I took another look and realized -- THE BUTTONS ARE ON THE BACK! I'd never run into that before (even though I work in an office setting and with a computer every day) so I thought I'd post this review in case anyone else is stupid like me.
I've only had this set up for like 15 minutes so I can't speak for longevity but it's big and it's beautiful and I can't wait to game on this thing.